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On this part of my site you'll find my views and opinons on various things. Don't like what i have to say?
Too bad.
And so the rants begin...
3-11-03 I hate Elvis... he's dead but never goes away. From his dipshit daughter's album to the
Elvis-JXL remixes... it just never stops but i hope things have reached their peak with this: "Kingtinued! Top 40 songs sang
Elvis style." -
#1 Just WTF is Elvis style; sweating and moving your hips as if to OH NO hint at sex!? My cat does the same
thing right before he pukes. (well besides the hinting at sex part........................... that'd be creepy)
#2 Who ever thought "gee i love listening to these same god damned songs over and over but it'd be even better
if Elvis sang them... OMG I'm a f*ckin genius!!!!" should be dragged into the streets, publicly stoned, revived, and set on
fire.
And if Kingtinued was'nt enough there is a third album (the other one is a 2 cd set) of the king of crap singing
country hits. Who would buy such bullshit, where is the market niche for this stuff? The commercial for this was so sappy;
some dousche dressed up like Elvis giving his sweaty panties or whatever the hell that rag is to women as they freak out in
joy. One woman even cried ":::sniff::: it's lihke he's ahctually ahlive ahgain." I laughed till I cried then shrieked like
a banshee in terror when the country ad came on. It's 4 in the morning now, I fear to sleep as dreams of bad music and dancing
fat guys in white jump suits throwing sweat rags at me yelling " i'm all shook up nuhwuHUH! " Just in case you don't believe
me click this http://kingtinued.com/ and gaze upon hell. And if you want to see MY review of the album for their consideration to post on the site simply
email me: silentdob311@aol.com
Retards will buy those albums
Just got done watching the O'Rielly Factor on Fox news and feel i should bring the following to the
attention of anyone who visits this site (why the hell anyone comes here is beyond me...)::
The Pledge of Alliegence has come under fire from liberalists because it has the words "under god" in it.
Show these liberals that the pledge means something to us, that to have it changed if not banned would be ignorant. Let your
voice be heard by signing this petition http://wepledge.com/pledge_petition.asp at http://wepledge.com Pass this along to everyone in your address book if you believe in this cause.
And on the topic of liberalism, I find liberalism akin to socailism. Why do I say this? Liberalists will stop
at nothing until every little bit of character that once made this country great is ripped from us by FORCE. My prime example
is having to be "pc" about everything. Shoot me if I'm wrong but does'nt the word liberal mean being able to have your own
views and ideas and leaving alone those people whose ideas differ from yours?
*Rosie O'Donnel is a liberal...I think....who cares, that cupcake scarfing lesbo can go to hell. I bet she
has chest hair. Is Barbara Streisand a liberal? Does'nt matter she still sucks too....and has chest hair. I think I just got
off my topic
I'm watching some funny shit right now, japanses kids line dancing, nothing funnier i swear to god. They're doing these
nsync like moves, i'm just wondering why the hell they're doing this, if its for fun thats cool and all but these guys seem
to be working towards something. I just can't help but wonder where the hell the rhythm is in all of this. There's one dousche
who just can't seem to keep his timing right.and he just fell; breaks the motonoty of being the comp lab thats for damn sure.
They used to do break dancing and that looked cool, now it looks like they're reaching for some sort of loose cherography.
I give these sloppy bastards an F minus...boNG DAHAHAHA
Bon Jovi + Numerous Combeacks = Bad band, bad music, bad videos and bleeding ears.
Ok, I'm sitting here watching tv and a girls gone wild infomerical piece of crap comes up. And i'm not gonna say i would'nt
like em but wtf is snoop dogg doing doing this stuff too??? How much does he suck to do this shit? "snoop d-o-double g-izee
wit da boobies for shizzle scrizzle wesrside and what not dawg." Not only that, but he looks like he bought his pimpness shades
at the dollar general and ya gotta love the basketball outfit AND the fur coat. Should'nt he be shooting somebody or smoking
something? The guys in the background crack me up; they're like "yeahdudechicksdudebeerdudechicks, oh man i'm puke beerCHICKSDUDECHICKS!"
and the girls are like "WOOOOOOOOO lookatheseimatrampwoohooEEEEEEEEEwowoeeeeeeethisisrealifeforsure!" Ah the supid crap that
commercialism spawns.....
"Hi, my daddy is Ozzy Osbourne so that means i'm cool too; at least thats what the mtv watching public thinks. In reality
I'm just your avaerage coat tail-riding no talent ass clown." -- Kelly Osbourne
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Usually I try not to be a jerk when I post things on message boards but today it felt great. When I
signed on to AIM today the news pop up came up and my eyes were assulted with praise for Jack and Kelly Osbourne; the two
biggest piles of wombat shit ever to be put on tv. I'm not even going to rant on about the subject on my site, but
here are some links to my posts that will entertain and make sense. anything by silentdob311 is me, enjoy....
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